100% Stoke Tee
The Cali4nia Guarantee
If this shirt doesn't improve your surfing, golf game, pickleball rating, marriage, finances or general attractiveness...
that's completely normal.
It's a T-shirt.
Product Details
Southern California has plenty of famous landmarks, but few are as instantly recognizable—or as affectionately nicknamed—as the San Onofre “boobs.”
The 100% Stoke. Zero Emissions. graphic tee gives the retired San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station a fresh new job: powering beach days, surf sessions, and questionable coastal adventures.
Sitting beside some of California’s most legendary waves, the twin domes have been part of the local scenery for generations. The reactors may be shutting down, but the lineup is still fully charged and the stoke remains dangerously high.
This funny San Onofre surf shirt is perfect for surfers, beach lovers, Southern California locals, and anyone who appreciates an inside joke with a little nuclear history.
The boobs are retired. The stoke is not.
Care & Maintenance
Keep the Good Times Looking Good
Your Cali4nia apparel was made for beach days, road trips, surf checks, and questionable adventures. Keep it fresh by washing in cold water with similar colors, preferably inside out.
Tumble dry on low or let the sunshine do the work. Avoid bleach and high heat, and do not iron directly over the graphic.
Treat it well, wear it often, and keep the good vibes in circulation.
Size and Fit
Find Your Perfect Fit
Our tees fit true to size, so choosing your usual size should be easy. Prefer a roomier, laid-back fit? Size up. Like it a little more fitted? Stick with your regular size.
Made to look good, feel comfortable, and leave plenty of room for good times.
Short Sleeve T-Shirt Fit Examples: Below are 4 examples for a fit similar to a traditional short sleeve t-shirt:
- A 6'3", 225 lb man wears a XX-Large
- A 6', 185 lb man wears an X-Large
- A 5'9", 165 lb man wears a Large
- A 5'7", 145 lb man wears a Medium
| SS Cotton Crewneck Tee | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DESCRIPTION | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| BODY WIDTH - 1" BELOW ARM HOLE | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| BODY LENGTH FROM HPS | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |